Hey I'm Valerie I make comics and I beat people at Scrabble
September 1st
2:37 PM
Via
1:33 AM

So I was the photographer for a 50th wedding anniversary party tonight and everyone was really nice and it was fun but the host kept giving me more glasses of wine and I was like “bro u want me 2 take good pics or wobbly ass drunk pics u feel me?” And he was like “girl we’re all drunk now it’ll just reflect the mood”
Is this what adult jobs are like???

August 30th
1:29 PM
Via
August 29th
10:22 PM
Via

hejibits:

All those times you thought you felt a text message were actually a cute lil ghost who wanted to be your friend.

You monster.

10:13 PM

customer service is not for me dear lord just four hours of standing and talking to people and i feel like a need a week off

8:56 PM

Dumbledore’s death was spoiled for me in a Neopets forum the day the 6th book came out and it was one of the saddest moments of my life